Want to impress your date? Then bust out with your very own Vinderpants when taking out that bottle of wine. This latest product comes to you from the same people who brought you Handerpants and the Undercap. Spokesperson Chester McGuinness, played by David Wahl, pitches these underpants for your wine bottle with such enthusiasm that you almost start to think it's a good idea. Clarification: This is a fake infomercial for a real product.