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How many ways can you think of to say "having sex?" JUMPOFF TV thought of 99 different ways to refer to the horizontal mambo in today's Daily Huh? video. Among the ones we can mention are knocking boots, home run and doing the grown-up. Now sit back, relax and enjoy the Sex Slang Ballad...preferably with a lovely lady you'd like to, err, sing this to.

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