We can count on Mr. Forthright to dish out advice on everything from how to win the Super Bowl to how to avoid jury duty. In this edition, he shares his wealth of knowledge on raising kids who aren't complete jerks. Among the stellar tips? When your kid does something right, give him praise - but not a raise, otherwise "they'll suck you dry." Another gem? If your kid fails a test, you can "fail" to provide them with dinner. Check out more awesome tongue-in-cheek tips from the one-and-only Mr. Forthright.