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Ladies raise your hand if you're tired of spending all of that time putting on makeup to just leave the house... Yeah, I think us guys are tired of it too. Well, thanks to this rubber mask from "Maybelline" you can instantly "put on your a face." It's super creepy and totally fake. Just another hilarious satire from The Onion. Click here for the entire faux infomercial.

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