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The Hot Crazy Matrix is to men what the new Hot Emotional Unavailability Matrix is to women. Ladies, whether you're looking for "Mr. Right" or "Mr. Right Now," you can learn everything you need to know about men and relationships. The creator of this hilarious "woman's guide to men," Kelsey Crane, joined RTM via Skype to tell us all about it.

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