Ladies, are you tired of spending at least 10 to 30 minutes "putting on your face" each morning? What if we said you could ditch the makeup entirely and just slip on an "ideal woman" face mask? That's exactly what "Maybelline" has come up with and it seems to be a hit. Find more of these stories that are totally based on fact (not really) on The Onion. Click here for the RTM reaction.