Colin Furze is tired of lamps that don't represent men! He wants a lamp that's loud, wastes gas and is made from the manliest tool ever — the chainsaw! He went to his garage and emerged with the monstrosity that is the "2 Stroke Table Lamp." It's more manly than fighting a bear. More manly than shaving with a blow torch. More manly than not crying at the end of "Field of Dreams!"