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Aliyah got a valentine card and her dad Shawn is not happy about it. That's because Aliyah is 3 years old! The boy at her preschool had better watch out because dad is dropping her off at school in the morning and he's going to be looking for that boy. 

Speaking of which, 6-year-old JJ already wants a girlfriend. Not only that, he wants to get married right away too, so that he can have kids! Somebody should tell him about all the cool things you can do when you're an adult without kids, like binging Netflix shows and eating all the ice cream you want and you don't have to share!

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