Right off the bat, this man trying to knock down a canopy at his house is full of bad ideas. Hitting the support beams with an ax and standing directly under the canopy is a solid way to win a trip to the ER. Of course, it falls on top of him. Supposedly he miraculously survived, but no word on how much shorter and flatter he is now.
Then, Joe Fallon maneuvers his snowplow around the car sales lot like a surgeon. Years ago, Fallon acted like he didn't know how to plow when he was hired for the job at a car lot, despite actually operating a snowplow for over a decade. So when he got close to the cars, the manager panicked. This video is actually a recreation of the day he was hired.