Did you guys know that in three billion years life on Earth will be just like Venus, no life at all? One child does, and that fact makes him sad. When the little boy learned that all life on Earth will be dead billions of years in the future, he has a total breakdown. In the boy's defense, that fact is kind of a bummer.
Our next kid has got life all figured out. Five-year-old Cam just wants to stay home all day, watch his iPad, never get a job and never get married. See folks, the key to happiness is to set your life goals really low, then you'll never be sad.