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According to the top secret "Mum Code" revealed by Emily Wright, as long as the house is clean, the kids have been put to bed in the past hour, and only one to two glasses of wine have been consumed, every dad has a solid week after the mum gets her hair done where sex is basically guaranteed. It's almost too easy.

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