Licking Guy Strikes Right This Minutes Headquarters

You might remember the strange salivating superhero known as The Licking Guy. Recently he licked surfaces of the YouTube headquarters, a solid fuel space rocket, a retired military helicopter, and a moving train. Well, his famous tongue has finally made it into the RightThisMinute studios. The Licking Guy thrust his taste buds onto the chairs the host use on the set of the show. On his way out he was spotted by Nick Calderone who enlisted his help in getting revenge on his co-worker Christian Vera who redecorated his motorcycle. Various surfaces of her desk were licked and the Licking Guy even placed is saliva DNA all over her SUV.