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Justin Timberlake is a Washed-Up Lime

Justin Timberlake is a Washed-Up Lime

Justin Timberlake made a pretty smooth transition from music to acting. SNL? Trouble With the Curve? Bad Teacher? Alright — we're convinced. But his new role is outstanding. You see, he's a washed-up lime. A couple of decades ago, limes were being bought and used with tequila to prevent puckerface. Limes were rock stars, man! They had it all. Well, things aren't what they used to be. Rick Sour Vane — played by JT — his best days are behind him. Ever since Sauza 901 came onto the scene in 2013, limes aren't needed anymore. They're just old fruit. Sorry, Ricky. View Now
Must be Something in the Water: Goats Hanging Out on Ledges & in Bathrooms

Must be Something in the Water: Goats Hanging Out on Ledges & in Bathrooms

No one is sure how a goat ended up on the second story ledge that fine Spring afternoon, but everyone was mildly impressed that he did it. People were less impressed, however, when Jill decided she needed to take down the iconic goat head in the bar's bathroom. It needed to be done, but it marks the end of an era. A sad era - a time when a stuffed goat head would watch people go to the bathroom - but an era nonetheless/ View Now
Shadow Wifi Connects You and Protects You

Shadow Wifi Connects You and Protects You

A new way to combat skin cancer has emerged, and it uses our desire to be connected to our advantage. It works by constructing Wifi shadow towers on beaches, where the wifi connection only works in the shade of the shadow. The towers have been wildly successful in Lima, Peru, and is scheduled to roll out in San Fransisco and New Zealand as well. View Now
Unbearably Cute Bearglars (And Other Bear Puns)

Unbearably Cute Bearglars (And Other Bear Puns)

Judy Burris had a ursidae problem, and one day she decided she could no longer bear it. Three grizzled bearglars broke through her pool's bearriers regularly and enjoyed lounging by the poolside, and for a time, she thought it might be impawsable to evict them. Then she had an idea - a genius idea! She bought an alarm that emitted an unbearable sound to the local riff-raff, and let it rip. When the three troublemakers heard the noise, they quickly saw themselves out. Now the Bear Whisperer Burris can enjoy sitting poolside anytime she pleases, sipping delicious lemonade concocted with her bear hands. View Now
Listen to Robin Williams as a Talking Dog

Listen to Robin Williams as a Talking Dog

We're quickly approaching the one-year anniversary of Robin Williams' death, and it's still surreal that he's gone. But we can still laugh delightfully at all of the great films he has brought to us — and he ain't done yet! In his last project, Williams voiced the role for Dennis the dog in "Absolutely Anything," slated to be released in August. The cast of "Monty Python" will play aliens, who are testing a human's ability to use unlimited power for good. Otherwise, they'll destroy our world. View Now

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