Disney movies are known for their happy endings. But have you ever wondered what happened after ever after? Some of your favorite princesses aren't doing too hot. Ariel's drowning in oil (thanks BP), Jasmine's hubby is locked up in Guantanamo Bay (likely being water boarded) after being accused of terrorism, Belle is being charged with Bestiality, and poor Pocahontas is STD stricken (eat your heart out John Smith, literally). Check out more insanely awesome mashups from Jon Cozart here.
Update: The sequel is finally here!