In England, a gang of robbers wielding axes broke into a gas station. They violently attacked the security guard and stole a large amount of money before getting away. Since the incident, many of the criminals have been arrested and the guard who was attacked has recovered from his injuries.
Over in Australia, a fumbling thief fell through the ceiling of a bar and then wreaked havoc on the place. He guzzled down lots of alcohol, caused an extensive amount of damage, and even helped himself to a snack. After spending hours there, the robber couldn't escape from the locked bar and was charged for his crimes.