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Science solves a lot of our problems, so why can't it help us find the perfect mate? Well, according to James Yeager and attorney Dana McLendon, it can! Dana and James use the Hot Crazy Matrix to evaluate female companions. From the "No Go Zone" to the "Wife Zone" to "Unicorns," the map lays it all out for us. Poor Tiffany... Click here for the women's version of this matrix the Hot Emotional Unavailability Matrix.

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