Warning: Explicit language. Sometimes people just can't find it within themselves to be original. For some people, it is so bad that you can diagnose them as "basic." This couple is dealing with the horror of finding out that the wife is so inside the box that all of her activities include Starbucks tweets, "What happens in Vegas" captions on group photos, and other stuff that everyone has done before her. CollegeHumor understands that Basic Bitch Syndrome is a real thing that is hard to escape.