According to these non "Potter-heads" at BuzzFeed, this is the story of Harry Potter. Having not read the books, and having not really watched the movies (but more importantly - having not read the books!), they try to retell the tale of this famous young boy. To their understanding, Harry was given a "Z" on his forehead by a monster, before going to school with Gandalf where he beat pigeons with sticks for sport and wore a cape, before falling in love with Hermione and dying at the hand of Nostril Man. Actually, that does sound a little better than the film adaptations.