Crime is an ugly thing, but that doesn't mean criminals have to be. A woman in China broke into a store after hours and went straight for the cash. Then she found some makeup and decided she needed a little touch-up. After all, she's a thief, not a schlub. The woman did surrender herself to the police. No word yet on if she's been charged on using the wrong color of lipstick for her complexion.
Then, if you had a hammer, would you hammer in the morning, in the evening, all over this land? One guy in Russia did, and "all over this land" included a pastry shop. He smashed display windows and shelves, filming it all on his phone. When police detained the man and asked why he did all of this, the man gave no answer. Okay, nothing unsettling or creepy about that.