When your nephew tells you he's bringing his new girlfriend over to the pool, then it is your duty as an Uncle to make sure that nephew is embarrassed. And that's just what Uncle Pat (aka Uncle Cannonball) did. He makes sure the two love birds are caught up in the splash zone.
We're not experts, but we're pretty sure this isn't how you're supposed to start off. Riley is ready to start, but the boat goes too fast. It all goes hilariously wrong so fast.
Speaking of which, our last video shows a woman who gets the "hold onto the rope" and "let go" parts all mixed up. Slow motion reveals that she never had a chance.