Redo the carpet and buy that obscenely white couch! Spills are SO yesterday.
Thanks to ComedyShortsGamer and the Mighty Mug Go, we now have an alternative to nasty spilled drinks and stained furniture. Like, it's pretty stinking hard to tip over this cup. I'm sure you could tip it over if you really tried but that suction-cup-like bottom is insurance enough against any accidental spills.