Every restaurant has secrets that it holds dear. From Coke to the Krabby Patty, special sauces and recipes keep us coming back and spending our money. But after discovering the "secret sauce" at this Kazakh burger joint, we've unanimously decided that what we don't know about our favorite brands and special recipes... can't hurt us.

This well-meaning but absolutely unhygienic chef was actually trying to speed up the burger preparation process when he orally sprays the patties with a generous saliva/tap water mixture. He's since been canned.