If you're at work and nature is calling - we're not talking No. 1, it can get a bit awkward. Heck Bender's "Ode to Pooping at Work" is a hilarious true-to-life account of one man's goal to poop in peace. But wait! Those darn "sh*tting shoes" are going to give him away. That's why you have to be one step ahead... even if it means getting rid of your shoes. Every. Single. Day.