Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson hosted Saturday Night Live this weekend, and the standout sketch was a satirical remake of Disney's Bambi. But Satire aside, this needs to be made. Seriously. Think The Fast and the Furious meets Bambi. The Rock is Bambi. Vin Diesel as Thumper. Tyrese Gibson as Flower. Michelle Rodriguez as Faline. The audience as deer in the headlights.