We all know what Michael Myers is up to during Halloween. The slasher character from the "Halloween" movies is going crazy trying to murder people left and right, but what does he do the other days of the year? TRILLTV shows us in this hilarious parody. Turns out, Michael gets pretty depressed in September and can barely get out of bed. He lets little kids bully him and hates just about everything! Although when October rolls around, Michael suddenly has a spring in his step (and a hot bod). Cue the Michael Jackson music.