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If your mom sounds like this, you may want to pinch yourself because you are definitely dreaming, and if by some chance you are not: call CPS immediately. The Viral Brothers created this "Sh*t Moms Don't Say," video and it will make you thankful for all the times your mom actually made you get out of bed for school and didn't give you money for cigarettes and drugs.

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