The Official Annoying Facebook Habits Song 2:38

This clever little ditty goes out to all of you who have given up Facebook and everything it represents. Notorious cartoon rapper Greedy Graffiti released his latest animated rap video called "Face Brag." It's a commentary on how most people use Facebook as a way to brag like, "I love my friends, I love my life. I love my husband and I love my wife." You get the idea.

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