The Onion Takes on Sensitive Subject of Homosexual Kids 0:55

Gay 12-Year-Old: 'I Like Eating Lunch Here By Myself'

Leave it to folks at The Onion to make light of a such a serious situation. Meet Ben McElroy, a kid playing a homosexual boy who has not come out of the closet at Franklin Middle School. Sadly, his favorite part of the school day is the half hour he spends eating lunch by himself. He also enjoys humming to pass the time. It gets better, buddy!

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