We're sorry to do this to you, but we have a video from Thailand of a woman experiencing your absolute worst nightmare. A huge python slithered into 75-year-old Kaew Sudsopha's bedroom and lurked around before springing up to bite her foot. Thankfully, the snake missed, and the thud woke her up.
Sudsopha stayed calm and immediately rushed to get her son and call security to come remove the creature from her home. If you're wondering where the snake came from, you'll be delighted to hear that it came up through her toilet. Now excuse us while we go find a paper bag to hyperventilate into.