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Josie has hacked "New Year's resolutions." Instead of swearing off bad habits, this little girl's escaping the cycle by avoiding any and all vices in the first place. In fact, Josie is promising mom and dad she'll never smoke a cigarette and never, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever drink soda!

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