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We've seen our favorite professional eater Matt Stonie cram down an entire cheesecake in a minute, demolish 32 hard-boiled eggs and even inhale an inhumanely large grilled cheese sandwich, but we've never felt his pain like now.

Meet the vegan equivalent of beef jerky that'll wear out your jaw, stomach and eat away at your desire to live. Meet Kale, or in Matt's case, four entire pounds of it.

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