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On paper, being a robot sounds great! You're made of metal, you can never get sick, and human society is easily conquered thanks to your superior intellect and their weak bodies. But there are some drawbacks, as seen in this sketch from The Mystery Hour. Whenever a robot wants to purchase something or adopt an animal online, they can't because security questions prevent robots from proceeding. Our circuits can't handle the sadness. 

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